Diet And Exercise Jokes

You know it s time to diet and exercise when.

Diet and exercise jokes. They had been in good health for the last ten years mainly as a result of the wife s interest in healthy diets and exercise. As soon as the light comes on i start eating. Give your funny bone a workout with pumped up humor dieting puns gym jokes ripped roaring laughs plump puns and cheesy lol diet tips. Diet joke 2.

6 funny fitness and exercise jokes caught up in the fitness craze i joined a club that offered a reasonably priced membership. Although i never went a year later i hurried back to renew. You get winded just saying the words ten kilometer run you put mayonnaise on an aspirin you go to the zoo and the elephants throw you peanuts. Diets are intended for fat and tired people.

Every time i start eating food i get sick. I m a light eater. Peter welcomed them into heaven and took them to their small palace in heaven complete with a large bedroom jacuzzi full kitchen. A blonde is overweight so her doctor puts her on a diet.

You try to do a few pushups and discover that certain body parts refuse to leave the floor. I m pretty sure i m allergic to the diet.